Thursday, October 13, 2011

Terrible give away based on your awesomeness

I've already said it, but Hugh Jass was amazing at the race the other day.  So amazing, in fact, that I believe I will make Hugh my racing alter ego.  It's one thing to have people yell your actual name as you run by, it's another for them laugh and enthusiastically scream obscenities.  I even had multiple people scream "Best shirt ever!" as I ran by.

So for one of you, my adoring followers, I will make you a shirt containing your alter ego name and/or a message to your fellow racers.  The request for jokes didn't receive much of a response, but perhaps that's just because my request/message sucked.

Here are the rules and regulations:

  • Debbie Downer shit will not fly.  No "in memory of..." type things.    
  • You do not have to "like" anything on twitter.
  • You do not have to follow my non existent facebook page.
  • You do not have to follow my blog.  Although, you should because it's mind blowingly cool.
  • You do have to begin your comment by telling me how awesome my give away is (my game, my rules).
  • This contest will not be won by a random winner.  The winner will be the wittiest, smartest, most amazing commenter who comes up with the best phrase/message/name to written on their shirt.
  • The color and style of your prize shirt will be chosen by me (clearance rack).  But it will be a wicking athletic shirt.
  • The winner will be chosen next Thursday.
  • Close personal friends of mine are welcome to share their greatness, but ineligible to win.  Sorry Shanon, you can't win everything.
Some hints on names:  Any word beginning with the "k" sound will work after the name Mike.  Like Mike Arr, Mike Offee, or the famous Mike Hunt.  None of those would win anyway.  The first two are lame and last one is unoriginal.
Are we all clear?  Let's see what you come up with.  I'll probably be stealing some of it!


-Hugh Jass

Eloquently scrawled by at

19 comments:

  1. Carolina JohnOctober 13, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    Yes, you are awesome.

    Jack Hoffman? Actually made fun of on the Soup for that mining show about the glory hole. too funny.

    Enis Penvy? I'm not coming up with much this morning.

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  2. UnknownOctober 13, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    That's ok. You have all week. I expect more from you John!

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  3. RosOctober 13, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    Cute giveaway! And not just saying that to win! haha I made a shirt for my first half marathon that said "Wheezy Baby!" with "{running with asthma}" underneath it, however it was cotton (for the expo) and needs an update big time so I can show off my geeky-ness while running!

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  4. shanonOctober 13, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    YOU ARE SO UNFAIR..WHY CANT WE BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN IF WE COME UP WITH THE BEST ONE!!!! YOU KNOW I WOULD BE RACKING MY BRAIN TO WIN....BUT YEAH, I LIKE THE IDEA. PRETTY COOL, EVEN IF ITS GOING TO BE ON YOUR CLEARANCE RACK SHIRT. HOPE ITS NOT LIKE A SIZE XSMALL FOR A FATTY.

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  5. UnknownOctober 13, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    If you come up with something that truly doesn't suck, maybe I'll make it for you for Christmas (along with a nice skirt to match!).

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  6. Colorado GalOctober 13, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    I have the mind of a 4th grader....so I have a few of these! Jenny Taylia? Pat McGroin?

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  7. JamsOctober 13, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    First - let me say that I think this is a fantastic giveaway... the greatest ever, as a matter of fact (does that win me bonus points?)...

    So.. a few choices for me:
    Imus B. Slow
    Finn Ishline "where is it?"
    Yugo Fasta
    Manny Miles
    Can D. Yass

    Maybe one of those will win it for me... :D

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  8. karenOctober 13, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Excuse me, I have the Runs.

    Seriously your shirt was to die for. Congrats on the marathon, you marathoner. Im trying to soak up all your positivity for Sunday. You rocked it Hugh. Hope youre still reveling in all that is awesome.

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  9. UnknownOctober 13, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Oh man, we are getting some good one's now!

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  10. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Team
    TinCanTreader
    BTHO 05:07:04

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  11. ErinOctober 13, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    I personally would buy an "I have the runs" shirt. That's awesome. However, for me, I am thinking that I want a "Erin Runs Braless" for my St. Patrick's Day half (and my very first half at that)!

    -Erin

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  12. UnknownOctober 13, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Ok Erin, Explain "braless". I am very intrigued! Not in a perverted way though.

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  13. Randee and AngieOctober 13, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    Master Baiter.

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  14. UnknownOctober 14, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Oh, Angie. You should ask Doug for some help.

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  15. RainOctober 16, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    I love it that I don't have to jump through multiple hoops to win...but I got nothin!! Big ole nothin! How about just my name? Like "Run Rain"....I am so lame tonight! But I do appreciate a good give away that I don't have to be a member of facebook for :)

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  16. EmzOctober 17, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    Seriously. I love you.
    Best. Shirt. Ever.

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  17. emzOctober 18, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    ok--It's all I've got. ;) [not sure why it's (blogger) making me leave a comment in weird form but...............

    Mine is:

    Smar
    Tass

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  18. JenniferOctober 19, 2011 at 6:34 AM

    Nads (as in people will yell Go Nads when you run by)

    Or
    If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mom

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  19. UnknownOctober 19, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    Hahahaha! "Your mom"!

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