Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Natty Light

If you knew exactly what the title of this post was referring to, then congratulations!  You at one time were, or currently are a white trash redneck.

On Sunday I went for a run that was suppose to be about 8 miles but end up being 9.75.  I ran the back roads of Tom Bean TX from my dad's house to my in-laws where they were having a birthday party for my husband's grandpa.  It was an excellent slow run.  1st it was slow because I ran really slow.  Then I had a pee break, multiple stops to check my map, and a couple of back tracks to check the road signs.  Ironically, the only time I encountered an automobile was when my pants were still around my ankles post pee.

All along the route I would look down into the ditch and see Natural Light boxes, cans and 40's.  Occasionally there would be a Budweiser.  I thought "Does nobody here drink a descent beer?"  But I guess it all makes sense.  Only trashy people litter and only trashy people drink beers like Natty Light and Bud (Yes, Bud is a shit beer!).  All you have to do is take a look a the evidence.





There you have it.  Drinking Shiner with a pirate monkey is always classy, but drinking Bud in any situation is just plain trashy.  Sorry Karen.

-Hugh Jass


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11 comments:

  1. Colorado GalJanuary 25, 2012 at 7:30 PM

    Damn it. I only read this post BECAUSE I knew what the title meant! :)Natty Ice was the symbol of my college days!

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  2. Paula @ Eat: Watch: RunJanuary 25, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    I never drank Natural Ice but I STILL drink Bud Light. I'm gonna go feather the sides of my mullet now.

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  3. EmzJanuary 25, 2012 at 7:39 PM

    Ok.
    Ok.
    Freaking hilarious.
    Love it.

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  4. UnknownJanuary 25, 2012 at 7:50 PM

    Heather and Paula, I knew you guys were trash! Lol!

    Notice I didn't bring up Keystone. Mostly because I don't want to confess my own beer sins.

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  5. Karen@artistwithin09January 25, 2012 at 8:21 PM

    Here's the thing about your picture, you are alone with a pirate monkey named dirty sanchez. I have friends around me in most occasions laughing and having fun. My hypothesis: If you drink too much shiner, then you will be left alone with a dirty sanchez.

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  6. UnknownJanuary 25, 2012 at 8:25 PM

    Touche, trashy Karen. Touche.

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  7. MacyJanuary 25, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    I can't get past the whole "I ran 9 miles because I WANTED to and I lived to tell about it!"

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  8. RainJanuary 26, 2012 at 7:13 AM

    Glad you got a long run in! I once went running out by Bonham, but kept it an out in back so I didn't get lost :)

    Agree that natty light and bud are yucky beers!

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  9. SanJuanRunnerGirlJanuary 26, 2012 at 9:01 AM

    :)
    I was running near my parents' this weekend and came upon a broken wine bottle on the side of the road. I guess they have classy neighbors?

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  10. NicoleJanuary 26, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    Love this post, can't say I knew what Natty Lite was, but still fun. I just tagged you in my blog of 11 things. No worries if you don't want to or already have. http://runningwhilemommy.blogspot.com/2012/01/yeah-my-turn.html

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  11. Chris JohnsonJanuary 28, 2012 at 6:55 AM

    I love the liter reference. It is tue. You never see any qulity beer trash along the road. I do not drink but the only thing I like about crappy beer is Busch Gardens. Funny, never any empty beer boxes in that park.

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