Badass comment section

Just trying to fix my comment section so it will be badass and I can reply to people like Colorado Gal.  It worked on my last post but then I commented from my phone (using the mobile template) and it reverted back to the old comment section.  But then I went and changed the mobile template from "default" to "custom", soooo... maybe that will make it work?  I guess we'll see.  I hope this post has been captivating and life changing.  Here's a picture for good measure.

-Hugh Jass tech moron